A Very Smelly Fart Case. Humor by Gene W. Edwards. Posted 4/22/2024.

Way back when, Laura Bush was promoting kids’ reading a lot and so a news crew, covering the story, combed George W. Bush’s whole house for the Bushes’ reading material and the only book they found, in the entire house, was in an attic room and was a book titled The Fart Book. Unnecessary to say, it was not an academic treatise. With that segway I introduce you to . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Eg862emEaI&ab_channel=Politicon

James Carville explains that Trump is stinking up the courtroom of his hush money case. As far as we know, his are quiet and involuntary farts. They may or may not be hush farts, but nevertheless they are stinky farts, too easily smelled — causing gagging — to two rows away in every direction. Carville on YouTube provides some of the best comedy footage you’ll ever encounter, including sound effects, about Trump’s borborygmi.

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Trump took a nap on day one and another on day two in the NY hush money case’s courtroom. I assume his smellage then, and to date, was not deliberate . . . but, nevertheless, revealing. Maybe Mike Johnson noticed it when he visited Trump at Mar-a-Lago a couple of weeks ago, subsequently dropping his support of Trump. Napping in court and passing gas is very low class!

Trump tried desperately to become a juror in his own case, but his dyed-orange hair always gives him away.