Ambushing the Groundhog! By Gene W. Edwards. Posted 3/16/2024.

The filthy varmint from Pennsylvania said we’d have an early spring, but since 2/1 we’ve had six snows, the last one being 15” or17”.

All this leads me to believe it is time for the GH to apologize! Either the non-kosher hog is psychotic or a sociopath . . . to lead us on that way, into complacency, indolence, and false security.

Donald Trump, when asked before Groundhog Day when spring would come, had said LATE. He blamed Biden’s Green New Deal for altering the weather to our hurt. “It’s all Joe Biden’s fault!” he is wont to always say.

In making that prediction, Donald Trump told the truth, and it was the groundhog that was wrong. Yeah, this is all conspiracy stuff but . . .

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When D.J.T. predicted the weather correctly, this is the only documented occasion on which he has ever told the truth about anything! Thus, the Guinness Book is going to list him as being right — for once. Lies: 70,001, truth 1.

The big snow in my Colorado Springs, and up in Denver, created havoc. It broke down the PVC- and-wire arch over our raised garden. Half of the 4’ arch is on the ground now. A little more snow could have collapsed roofs, gutters, tree limbs, and power lines, all this one week before spring. Many areas north (Denver, Boulder) of my Security, CO got two feet to three feet of snow — all at once. Record amounts.

The groundhog must be told (eaten!).

Love,

Gene.

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