Bulletins from the Far Edge! By Gene W. Edwards. Posted 4/1/2024

House speaker Mike Johnson will walk on the moon, as a guest of NASA.

Our national debt is 43 trillion, not 34 trillion. An accountant got the two numbers backwards.

JFK was killed by a bullet from Fidel Castro himself!

The war in Ukraine has been, and is being, fully televised.

Diminutive Vladimir Putin is really 5’ 2”. He wears elevator shoes.

A new atomic chemical element has been found that combines carbon and oxygen.

Driverless cars are often driven by a driver under the seat using remote controls.

Rather than being made of green cheese, it is green chickens on the moon that give it its greenish caste.

The Westminster dog of the year turned out to be a CGI-animated robot dog made of clay animation.

The reason feet smell is because of nostril padding up in their undersole.

The English language is composed of polymers.

Mother Theresa was a man.

The world will end in 2013. Oops! Well, 13 is unlucky.

Donald Trump is a figment of our imagination.

Your shoelaces are untied!

If you believe any of this s_ _ _, you don’t know you’ve just been April Fooled! Have a nice “Day.”

Love,

Gene.

Gene’s specialties: ideas/concepts; humor; money; politics; “numbers”; health; prediction/premonition and psychic/mystic, all via intuition — and good writing!

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