Captain Winkie, Stormy, and the Election. “Part” 1. By Gene W. Edwards. Posted 3/25/2025.

First look at this: https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/stormy-daniels-trump-penis-mushroom-kimmel-732426/

I’m always looking for humor. That’s 12 minutes of it. It’s Stormy Daniels (Stephanie Clifford) on Jimmy Kimmel’s show. She’s a former stripper and a porno movie producer, director, and actress at the top of her soft-porn industry. This is about the NY hush money case.

She spanked Kimmel a couple of times with a book and told the audience about the time she had sex with Trump. She knew him for a year but only had sex with him once. She said his Captain Winkie looked like a toadstool (or mushroom). Worse, she said it is very small.

“How small is it?” Kimmel’s arts and crafts team — or whatever — were ready. They had prepared some 10 or 12 said appendages on a board that were of varying sizes and heads. “Which one looks the most like his?”

Amazingly — to the studio audience’s awe — she picked the smallest one. It was 1” or 2” tall and about the thickness of a pencil. It had a dinky mushroom head on it, a top that overlapped its stem a bit with its circle, bulb, and tip, these the size of a small strawberry. This should end any myth that Trump is a stud. It’s easier for him to grope women than have sex with them, and he’s done a lot of groping in his life. Many women have tried to come forward and been destroyed, some by his fixer back then, Michael Cohen.