Christmas Comma Comments Comeuppance. By Gene W. Edwards. Posted 12/24/2023.

What did Adam say to Eve?

He said, “This is Christmas Eve.”

He was mistaken. He left out the comma.

He meant to say, “This is Christmas, Eve.” Instead, he referred to the wrong day, inadvertently referring to the night before Christmas.

Had he been unambiguous, on Christmas Eve he would have said, “It is Christmas Eve, Eve.” And on Christmas, he would have simply said, “It is Christmas.”

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To further confuse matters, when he first introduced himself to her, he said, “Madam, I’m Adam,” which is spelled the same way forwards and backwards, just like “Eve.”

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Rudy Giuliani, in order to raise some money for himself, is trying to sell a lease to someone of his future jail cell in Georgia.

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Taylor Swift cannot become president of the USA, not now. She is only 34 (12/13/1989), not 35. She could run next year, on 11/5/2024, because she’ll be 35 that December, and could be seated on 1/3/2025. I’m just sayin’ . . . .

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Diana Ross is on the Supremes (or was).

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How many lawyers does it take to screw up a Trump?

Just one honest lawyer.

Love,

Gene.