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Dark Brandon, and the Big World outside and inside. By Gene W. Edwards. Posted 1/12/2024.
Lately, I started hearing the words “Brandon,” “Dark Brandon,” and “Dark MAGA” and wondered what they meant. Here: https://people.com/politics/dark-brandon-joe-biden-meme-explained/
As a former amateur stand-up comedian, I find this stuff quite, quite, amusing.
When I went to X to post a new blog, almost every post on X was about Dark Brandon. They feature Joe Biden with Laser-pointer eyes and taking on superhuman, both positive and negative, characteristics, missions, and personal foibles. These are like those funny memes featuring Bernie Sanders that circulated for a few months, Sanders wearing and doing funny things. The Dems have appropriated Dark Biden as their mascot, disdaining the Dark MAGA roots of the spoof, basically of a cartoonish Darth Vader type on Trump negatoids. (Brandon is also based on NASA race car driver Brandon Brown, a story from 2021).
May the Dark Biden Be Wither You.
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I know a way Trump could get out of some of his pesky law cases. He could:
Marry Judge Chutkan.
Marry Letitia James. New York’s attorney general.
Marry Jack Smith (what?!).
Marry Fani Willis.
Marry his sweet ass and kiss it goodbye. Oh, an ass is a donkey, the symbol of the Democratic Party? Is Biden a Dark Donkey, or what?