Donald J. Skunk. Original Humor by Gene W. Edwards. Posted 4/2/2024.

Bulletin! Donald J. Trump is changing is name to . . . Donald J. Skunk.

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Moses endorsed and signed Trump’s The World According to Trump [Garp] Holy Bible. which he had turned right side up, for once. For some reason it caught aflame while he was promoting it. He condemned its authors/Author but praised its contents, mostly Revelation. He promises, “When the Trumps shall sound, I shall be reinstalled as the once and future King.” This will be part of his crassroots campaign.

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Since they overthrew Roe, I have stopped eating caviar. Everyone knows caviar is (fish) roe.

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We have potholes in my city, Colorado Springs, bigger than the one made by the bridge collapse in Baltimore.

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Women these days are having trouble getting pregnant and having a healthy child. What seems to be the problem? Well, women produce eggs, right? More recently, their eggs are not round and perfect . . . but scrambled. Scrambled eggs!

What did you have for breakfast? Eggs, right? SCRAMBLED eggs? Hold up your hand if you did. {I hold up my hand.] Fourteen of you, right?

See what I mean?

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If we’d had abortion back in the day, we wouldn’t now have all those evangelical Republicans. Who’d want them?