From Meth to Pep. By Gene W. Edwards. Posted 9/2/2023
Until recently, Musk has used liquid methane in his rockets — but from now on he’s going to use . . . Pepto-Bismol. Thus, his rockets will be able to run without spillage, and run all over the place without incident! Futhermore, Pepto-Bismol is sexy and aspirational: it’s pink like Barbie! What more could you ask for?
Musk’s rockets will, beginning in the near future, launch from their new launch pad at Bimbo, Florida.
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As I observe Governor Ron DeSantis from Florida, it occurs to me that his personality is exactly like that of a slaveowner. He would make a wonderful majority whip, not in Congress but on his own turf, Florida, whippin’ them uppity nigras on his plantation into submission. Force-feeding them? Mysterious deaths, a JAG cover-up by him? Like when he was a JAG Lt. investigator and force-feeder at Guantanamo 17 years ago. See: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/apr/28/ron-desantis-guantanamo-bay-allegations Also see DeSantis’s Wikipedia entry. DeSantis is in the process of signing the nation’s strictest death penalty laws in Florida. Blacks understand perfectly who he really is.
He also holds a Ph.D. in inappropriate rhetoric. As follows:
Gov. Ron DeSantis minced no words when he told Iowans how he’d clean up Washington, D.C.’s “deep state” if elected president.
“We are going to start slitting throats on Day One,” he said July 30.
He held little back when discussing how Florida has targeted corporate environmental, social and governance [ESG] programs.
“We have kneecapped ESG in Florida,” he posted on X, the site formerly known as Twitter, in July.
In May, shortly after launching his campaign, he told Fox News he’d like to wipe opposing political philosophies off the map.
“I will be able to destroy leftism in this country, and leave woke ideology on the dustbin of history,” he said. (From: https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/2023/08/18/slitting-throats-capping-knees-where-is-desantis-tough-talk-headed/)
Love,
Gene,
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