Going Green.

By Gene W. Edwards.

Go to McDonalds and ask for a green hamburger.
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You go to McDonalds and get, and drink, a green milkshake. On the way home, you’re stopped for speeding and the policeman notices you look a little green around the gills. You have to take a sobriety test. You accidentally knock down one of the cones. Now you’re really suspect! What’s more, you forgot to wear green. You’re wearing Bronco-orange, which makes you look like an Ulsterman. How you gonna get out of this? Only St. Pat can help you. Fortunately, the policemen, named Sgt. Kelly, notices you have little statue on your dash of St. Patrick and lets you go. You’ll leave green milkshakes alone the next time, not to mention “green hamburgers”!
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It’s an old one. Lady Di says to Charles, I’m so tired of this palace food! All the Brits eat is pot pies and oxtail this and that.”
Charles says, “What do you want?”
Di says, “Let’s order out from McDonalds!”
Charles: “Really Di. Irish food?!”
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Two hunters are out in the deep woods, far from city anything. Suddenly they find themselves in a little clearing, where they see a beautiful naked lady sitting on a stump.
The Irishman asks her, “Are you game?”
She says, “Yes!”
The Irishman’s companion gets the wrong idea and shoots her.

Posted by Gene W. Edwards on 3/17/2023, St. Patrick’s Day.