Halloween, 2023. By Gene W. Edwards.

You see someone you know today. Look them straight in the face and seriously comment, “I see you’re wearing a mask today [they aren’t]? Why are you wearing a mask? Did you forget you’re wearing a mask?”

They’ll protest, of course, but keep it up. Hopefully, your face will not look like a decorated cake afterwards if they take offense.

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Hormel should come out a new kind of wiener today: a Hallo weiner.”

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The sign that read “Do Not Enter” yesterday today reads “Do Not Inter.” Hang it around your neck.

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Halloween would be a wonderful time to discuss politics and religion. What could possibly be scarier than those two, particularly if they are combined: religiopolitical. On a similar note, Donald Trump is going out as himself. Fortunately, he’s not coming back in.