Hmm. Humor. By Gene W. Edwards. Posted 10/20/2023

Hamas/hummus.

Not everyone who reads the news knows how to spell. Thus, many are wondering why hummus is attacking Israel. Speling is impotent, bcaus misppeleng can creete infusion. Please not that hummus ain’t attacing nothin’. (It’s the same people that confuse gazebo with garbanzo: “Hey, let’s go to the garbanzo and eat some gazebos. Okay?”)

On a similar note, Joe Biden must pardon a turkey every Thanksgiving. This year he will be pardoning our leading turkey, our national turkey, Donald J. Trump.

Was JPL named after Jerry Lewis?

Instead of giving judges, such as Judge Endoron or Judge Chutkan a hard time, Trump should be meekly asking them, “Where’s your tip jar? [I’d like to donate.].”

The YMCA has a Turkey Trot 5K race every Thanksgiving. In Russia they also have a Turkey Trot. It’s called a Turkey Trotsky, which makes all the runners Trotskyites.

Any country with leftover rockets should apply at Rocket Mortgage to use them as collateral for some cash.

Georgia defendant Kenneth Chesebro has now pled guilty in the RICO election interference case there. He will testify against other fellow defendants. Chesebro is now the head cheese of the case. The Cheese guy is aptly from Wisconsin, I assume from Murcheeseboro, Wisconsin.

The only thing funnier than politics is anything else that is not politics.

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