Jokes by Gene. Posted 12/16/2023.

Hordes of wannabe immigrants are seeking political asylum in the USA . . . and we have hordes of USA Americans seeking political asylum out of the USA because of its present, system-wide, political insanity. It’s, “Oh my God, get me outta here! I seek political asylum elsewhere!” How about we arrange a trade? For every immigrant we let it, we let our one of our driven-politically-crazy citizens?.

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Nobody talked much about abortion when I was a kid in the 40s, 50s. and even 60s. Now it’s a huge issue. Seems to me if we’d had abortion back then, we wouldn’t have all those insane anti-abortion politicians now, closing the “door” to childbirth, whether alive or dead. If we’d had abortion back then, expectant mothers would have felt something wrong and aborted every last one of them, those politicians who, unfortunately, lived!

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Hunter Biden made a big mistake. He thought they were saying, “Immunity from prostitution,” whereas they were saying, “Immunity from prosecution,” and that didn’t sound nearly as sexy.

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“Mr. and Mrs. ‘Smith’ were attacked by a shark on vacation!”

What’s wrong with that sentence? Well, how could have they have been attacked by a shark if the shark was on vacation?!

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Trump may soon have a warden, a prison warden, but if, somehow, he survives all his legal challenges to become our president again, he will be…