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Jokes from Gene. By Gene W. Edwards. INCLUDES A HUGE PREDICTION! Posted 12/30/2023.

Gene W. Edwards
3 min readDec 31, 2023

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Donald Trump is finally ready to announce his vice president running mate. It is . . .

Ginni Thomas, the wife of Supreme Court associate justice Clarence Thomas. There, she edged out U.S. House Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene for the spot, the only other contender, and Trump may later have Ginni resign as his V.P. and appoint Mrs. Thomas to be an “acting” Supreme Court associate justice when there is a vacancy, approval never coming, of course. Thomas could also take Trump’s place when Trump inevitably goes to prison . . . for a long time. Clarence and Donald could share a cell for tax evasion.

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Our newer generations, lacking general knowledge, have no idea what we are talking about when we refer to “Our founding fathers.” They think we are saying, “Our farthing fathers,” protesting, “My father wouldn’t do that!”

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If/when he becomes president again, Trump promises to send all the aliens back, not only the illegal ones but all non-Americans who came here, got married, etc., but did not have to go through the whole immigration process of learning our history, etc., to become citizens.

Biden, instead, will only send one former alien back. He’ll send back, to Slovenia, Melania Trump, Donald Trump’s slavishly loyal, albeit unwillingly, trophy wife, who become a citizen, in 2006, through the merit system. Biden will release her from…

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Gene W. Edwards
Gene W. Edwards

Written by Gene W. Edwards

My specialties: ideas/concepts; humor; ETs; money; politics; vision; “numbers”; health; prediction/precognition, intuition/mysticism—and good writing!

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