Missouri University Student, Riley Strain, Disappears in Nashville on 3/8/2024. By Gene W. Edwards. Posted 3/19/2024.

I’ll try out my psychic intuition on this. This is my first attempt at crime (missing persons) solving. Here goes:

Is he dead?

Yes.

Has the body been disposed of?

No. Not applicable.

Where is it?

Where he accidentally drowned, he was only about one-half mile, as a crow flies, from Luke Bryan’s bar at 301 Broadway in downtown Nashville.

Why was Strain kicked out of a bar, called Luke’s 32 Bridge Food + Drink, after only one drink?!

Bounced out at 9:35 p.m. by security for failing to meet the bar’s “conduct standards.” That bar would not serve him anymore. He was escorted out the stairs and to the street. He was last seen adjacent to a nearby street by a business’s outside camera, at 9:45 p.m., and appeared to be very drunk by then!

Was Riley Strain drunk before entering Luke’s bar?

No.

Had he had alcohol before entering Luke’s? He came into Luke’s with a fraternity brother, who went back inside after Riley was ejected from the bar.

Had not been drinking.

How’d he get so stinkin’ godawful drunk in such a short time, one drink at Luke’s and, soon after, 15 minutes later, on camera shown as a lurching, staggering…