New Gallows Humor by Gene W. Edwards. Posted 5/17/2024.

Senator Tommy Tupperware, I mean Tuberville, made his pilgrimage to Trump’s hush money trial on Tuesday, 5/14/2024, of this week. The reason he showed is to sell an indulgence to Trump. If Trump is accused again of fathering a child by a maid, this time at Mar-a-Lago instead of Trump Tower — Florida is the new home of the six-week abortion ban — the indulgence will allow the Florida mother an abortion, no strings attached, up to the fortieth week of her pregnancy.

In return for this indulgence — indulgences are so accurately described by Chaucer and Boccaccio — Tupperware wants Trump’s VP spot.

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Michael Cohen was disbarred as a lawyer for his participation in the hush money conspiracy. Cohen was previously described as Donald Trump’s pit bull. If Cohen gets in legal trouble again and breaks parole, he could appear as a service worker on the Pit Bills and Parolees TV show.

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There are vaccines for everything. There are even anticipatory vaccines. Now there is the “Anti-Trump Vaccine.” It prevents Trump from influencing you to follow him.

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Michael Cohen, a Jew, is being crucified on a cross, on cross-examination by Trump defense counsel Todd Blanche.

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“The Cohen Heads” is the large new coin minted for Donald Trump as a sales gimmick. The coin has Michael Cohen on one side and . . . Michael Cohen on…