Parting Shots. By Gene W. Edwards. Posted 10/20/2024.

Donald Trump missed one. He should sell, as a promotional item, prison uniforms: you know, the white ones with all the horizontal black stripes on them (rather like a skunk). His ostensible prisoner number would be in large numerals on one side of his prison shirt and his name, in big letters, “Trump,” on the other. The package also contains a stealthily included file so the wearer can file his way out of the slammer.

He’ll be working in a prison laundry, of course, soon enough. They might not allow such a garish uniform within their prison population, so Donald would have to sell the “Trump Uniform” replica to outsiders, you and me.

Inside prison, his prison uniform will only be machine stamped inside, near the label, with the word “Trump” along with his prison number. That way he can always find his uniform. He’ll only have two: the one he’s wearing and the one in the laundry. There’s not much room in a 6’ X 8’ or, max, 8’ X 10’ cell for garments, and there is no closet.

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