Tan Your Hide. 4/8/2024.

Tan Me Hide. 4/8/2024.

Aargh! Horrible! They drive or fly hundreds or thousands of miles to see the full eclipse. It’s warm, so they just wear skimpy swimsuits.

When they come home, their whole body is mottled with black, back, black spots, each with a dim corona rim around it, the spots an inch wide and inch apart!

Meanwhile, we here in Colorado Springs enjoyed a more distance eclipse, not one just one inch away but 93,000,000 miles.

We now have nice, beautiful, suntans.

The “dotty people” will be going to tattoo artists to have their spots removed, decorated, piercings put on them, “I love SUN” messages put on or beside them . . .