Taylor Swift Wins the Election! And Other Witticisms. By Gene W. Edwards. Posted 1/30/2024.

Taylor Swift has 533,000,000 followers, total, on her social media accounts! That’s almost two times the population of the USA (she’s a world figure). She doesn’t like Trump, is pro-abortion, her boyfriend promotes COVID-19 booster vaccines, and her followers are listening. She’s encouraging millions of Millennials and Gen Zers to register to vote. Taylor Swift, alone, has the power to reelect Biden!

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The Academy Awards are coming up soon. Donald Trump has been nominated, by his sizeable portion of the American people, to win the Best Actor award. He will win it by acclimation, like a parasite eating its host.

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Donald Trump yells “Trump!” in a crowded firehouse, and his people yell back, “More of that!”

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When Trump heard he had been fined $83,300,000 in the E. Jean Carroll sexual assault (rape)/defamation case, he ran out of the courtroom with his pants down! Then he said, “For that kind of money, I could have ‘had’ 20 women.” Trump was in the hole with E. Jean Carroll (which was what the whole lawsuit was about), and now, after it, he is really in the hole, by 83.3MM dollars!

If you want to read an absolutely fascinating 20-page excerpt from a book, read this by E. Jean Carroll:

https://www.thecut.com/article/donald-trump-assault-e-jean-carroll-other-hideous-men.htm…