The Quints. Humor by Gene W. Edwards. Posted 1/8/2024.

Diana Ross would make a better Supreme associate justice than Clarence Thomas. At least she’s honest.

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Donald Trump says he will be a dictator on the first day of his presumed second term as president. He says he’ll secure the border and “drill, drill, drill.” At the end of his first day, he will pardon himself.

On his second day in office, he will also be a dictator. At the end of his second day, he will also pardon himself.

In fact, he would be in office for a total of 1,461 days and at the end of each day, he’ll pardon himself.

He will also declassify everything he looked at at the end of each day, and then he will burn it.

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If Elon Musk gives up on X and divorces it — sells it or just lets it sink into becoming worthless — that would make his X his “eX.”

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True story. My better half ordered lunch from Panda Express and they assigned an order number for the order and pickup. That order number was — get this! — 238,374,476,059,456,000. That reads 238 quadrillion, 374 trillion, 476 billion, 59 million, 456,000 dollars. That’s the largest number I have ever seen that is larger than our national debt of $34,000,000,000,000.

Of course, I had to ask Panda Express, “Why such a high number?” It seems they accommodate many of our space brothers (in law) and their currencies. They do…