Trump’s Pinwheel/Spinner; by Gene W. Edwards; posted 11/26/2023.

When Trump awakens in the morning, he immediately uses his pinwheel by spinning a spinner needle with his thumb and forefinger to randomly select his agenda for the day from the categories he has chosen. Here are the categories appearing as pie slices on his pinwheel circle:

One. Intimidate a judge and his staff.

Two. Intimidate a jury pool or jury in order to obtain a hung jury.

Three. Float the idea of my declaring martial law as soon as I become president.

Four. I’ll say I will nullify the Constitution, Congress, and the justice system when I become president again.

Five. I’ll stereotype and condemn all of the following in one speech: Jews, Palestinians, Asians, Blacks, homosexuals, “Demonazis,” immigrants, and popsicles (that’ll throw ’em off).

Six. Revise my enemies list. Worst is Michael Cohen, then Obama, then Biden, and then all who are not my MAGA minions.

Seven. Pretend I have a high IQ (above average).

Eight. Accuse Joe Biden of fraud to take attention off my devastating fraud trial.

Nine. Intimidate a member of congress to do my bidding — or else!

Ten. If I become president, I’ll pardon one turkey for Thanksgiving: myself.

Eleven. I’ll shoot someone on 5th Avenue and get by with it.